Prepare to barf, because this is totally unedited…. One of the greatest things about dewds is their ability to assume every woman wants them. The greatest things about dewds are that they continue to believe this in places such as Strip Clubs. Part of the job is finding your stories about eating a hot dog and then going home to take a crap the most fascinating hunk of conversation ever shared. You would have a better chance screwing Queen Elizabeth after regaling her with your hair gel stories. Let me guess: You find yourself going alone or with all male jock friends who are horrible with women….